Dimaag ka Bhosda

Dimmag ka Bhosda is often used by students jab engineering students don't understand any question in exam they used the universal slang "yaar dimaag ka bhosda ho gaya" matlab kuch nahi malum.
Ek baar 2 dost mile aur Rahul and Anand , Rahul ki shadi ho gayi thi and Anand asked Rahul aur bhai Shadi ho gayi abhi toh majje hai Tere full.
Rahul ne bola bhai tuza kaha se majje dikai dete hai mere toh dimag ka bhosda ho gaya hai biwi aisi mili hai ki questions puch puch kar dimag ki maa chod deti hai.
Aap ne dekha ki Rahul ki life ke lavde laga diye hai uski Wife ne aur isi liye Rahul ke dimaag ka bhosda ban gaya hai.
3 ladies Rekha Sushma aur Anjali baate kar rahi thi sabji lete huva toh Rekha boli yaar khane may kya banane ka soch kar pagal ho jati hu , samaz may nahi ata kya banoo sasur aur dewar ki choice mere husband se alag hai ho husband ko accha lagta hai wo sasur aur dewar ko ko accha nahi lagat phir meri saas mere dimag ka bhosda karti hai toh Anjali boli wahi bhosda sasur aur dewar ko de na full enjoy karenge.
Aakash ek marketing company may executive tha aur uske boss Nikhil usko team may sabse jada target diya tha toh raat ko Aakash ne 90ml Old monk liya 5Rs ka plastic glass aur 10 Rs ki 500ml paani bottle aur 2 Rs wala Chat Masala , Daaru khatam hone ke baad aur daaru pina tha isliye apne dost ko phone kiya aur bola bhai Sandeep tu anewala hai garden may to mere liye 90 Old Monk lekar ana woh saale Nikhil ne Dimaag ka bhosda kar diya hai.
Yaha Par Aakash full frustrated hai isiliye aise bol raha hai.

Teri Maa ka Bhosda

Many times you will hear abuse word "Teri maa ka Bhosda" or "Teri Behan ka Bhosda" Bhosda is female organ of reproduction.
When ever Indian's are angry they will use this slang to abuse.
Dimaag ka bhosda meaning full mind is under tension
In bus there were 2 ladies fighting and one lady shouted to other lady "Teri maa ka bhosda" , "Saali Chinaal" and everyone was enjoying there fight.
Jab aurat ke muh se gaali sunte hai toh bahut majja ata hai logo ko.
Ek Admi full daaru pi kar tight tha aur usne apni wife ko bola muze daaru pina hai muze paise de chal chinaal toh uski biwi ne bola "Maa ke bhosde may ja ".
Aap agar dekho toh maa aur behan se saaat bhosda ki gaali join hoti hai lekin aaj kaal ladkiya "Tere baap ka bhosda" ye gaali deti hai bahut comman ho gayi hai office may college may aap ko baap ka bhosda gaali sunai degi.
Ek building may groundfloor par Asha rehti thi aur first floor par sangeeta rehti thi ek din Ashaji ke ghar ke samne sangeeta ne used pad phek diya.
Morning may used pad full lal lal dekha Asha ke bete ne aur bola sangeeta aunty ko kuch laga hai khoon wali bandage dali hai dekho.
Ashaji ko bahut ghussa aya aur baher ja kar boli sangeeta ye pad tu apne maa ke bhosde may daal lekin phir kabhi mere ghar ke samne matt dalna.
Aap agar socho gay to bhaad aur bhosda ek jaise hai bhaad is little less offensive than bhosda.

Bhosda Meaning in local Mumbai Language

Bhosda meaning is actually vagina after intercourse , matlab chut chudne ke baad Bhosda ban jati hai.
Actually Bhosda is indian slang for vagina. And anyone to everyone can be referred. So this sex - educational blog will tell you various situtation in which anything is reffered to Bhosda.

Kuch Filme my Dimaag Ka Bhosda Karti Hai

Maine kuch films dekhi hai full dimaag ka bhosda hai , Aap log Monoj Kumar aur Ashok kumar with Shashi Kapoor wali Movie dekho naam hai "Clerk" arre bhai full dimaag shot bhosda movie hai acche admi ke dimaag ka bhosda kar degi ye movie.
Ye movie start to end ek alag trip , Ashok kumar ki acting dekh kar aap ke maan may kya ayega sochna .
EK baar apne dosto ke saat ye movie start se end taak full dekhna aur phir dekho kya hota hai.
Ek baar 4 dosto ne ye movie dekhi joint phunkne ke baad bhai sab 4 dost has has kar pagal hogaye the unko laga ki alag universe ke artist hai sab ek alag duniya.

Bhosde May Jaa

EK baar Rahul uski girlfriend se baate karta aur dono ko kahi outing jane ka hai lekin kaha jane ka pata nahi toh uska friend ata hai Aniket aur Aniket ki girlfriend nahi hai aab taak 23 years ka ho chuka hai aur Rahul se bahut jalta hai.
Rahul ekdum se Aniket se puchta hai bhai muze meri Gf ke saat outing jana hai kaha jaau bol na please toh Aniket bolta hai "Bhosde may ja" yaha Aniket ye bolna chahta hai ki kahi par bhi ja lekin muze matt puch.
EK baar client office visit ke liye anewala hota hai aur ek deparment ki space thodi kam hoti hai aur vaha par ek elderly employee hota hai uska naam hai Chetan aur bahut gaswala admi hai bahut gandi paad marta hai full smell se naak ke baal jaal jate aur ladkiya toh pagal hoti hai aisa baas marta hai toh Teamleader Ashutosh ne bola ki bhai Chetan aap 2 hour ke liye break lena aur client ke jane ke baad aana , Chetan ne puccha Sir lekin may kaha jau toh Ashutosh ne bol Chetan bhosde may jao aap.

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